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Sunday, July 13, 2008

4 Minutes To Save Lourdes' Eyebrows

I know Madonna is on Holiday a lot. She may be Hung Up on many projects, including a Vogue shoot or two. She may even be upset she told her brother, Christopher, to "Express Yourself" and she's rueing the suggestion come this Tuesday.

But Sooner or Later she's going to have to face the Music (unless she's Frozen inside) and take care of her daughter Lourdes' nearly obscene unibrow.

Come on now, Madonna. That's Borderline rainforest.

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  • Stache first. Unibrow later.

    But go ahead, blame A-Rod.

    By Blogger JSU, at Sun Jul 13, 02:02:00 am GMT-4  

  • Stache first.

    Yes, that's very unfortunate. Oh not now, so much, when she's so cute and young.

    But I am projecting to when this girl will be a 40 year-old with a tache.

    Unibrow later.


    blame A-Rod.

    Apparently, he has one after all.


    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Jul 13, 02:07:00 am GMT-4  

  • My first thought was that it looked like the cow catcher on an old-fashioned train!

    Maybe she can set a new style like Mom! With variations like the 'Kahlo', or the 'Peter Gallagher'!

    Isn't that that 10 year long cycle where people get recordings of Passion Plays and/or letter bombs?

    Or is it that beer with such a high alcohol content, that just one, and wham! You're drunk!

    By Blogger Ron, at Sun Jul 13, 07:09:00 am GMT-4  

  • Bet they'd have to bring in Vincent Price to do the waxing here, and he's not with us, so they let the kudzu grow...

    Makes you wonder about the Brazilian doesn't it? String trimmer or full-on chain saw action?

    All those years in England...maybe she's got something topiary workin' in the armpit area...

    By Blogger Ron, at Sun Jul 13, 07:14:00 am GMT-4  

  • Madonna herself is a tad on the hirsute side, very Italian, in that way. She's simply passed it on to her daughter.

    By Blogger benning, at Sun Jul 13, 11:29:00 am GMT-4  

  • Maybe she can set a new style like Mom! With variations like the 'Kahlo', or the 'Peter Gallagher'!

    Ron, you just named the two Holy Grail owners of overlush eyebrows!

    Some others include:

    Brooke Shields. Leonid Brezhnev. And personally, I've always thought Chris Noth (Mr. Big of SATC) needed a trim.

    Here's a random guy with a witch costume and big plastered-on eyebrows.

    Tell me he doesn't look a little like Obama!

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Jul 13, 08:23:00 pm GMT-4  

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