Putin Just Pooped A Little

After "celebrity photographer" Jill Greenberg sought to mangle a photo shoot for The Atlantic's story on John McCain, Ace of Spades decided to have a little fun.

This photograph, showing what Miss Greenberg no doubt hoped would reveal a haggard old (by definition, creepy) man, instead might as well be the template of what a Commander-in-Chief looks like.

As one Ace commenter put it:

"I know you want to dip your balls in my picture. Go ahead, I do.

This will be my official White House portrait. It will be redone in oil and copies will be placed in the lobbies of American embassies around the world.

The original will no doubt hang on the wall of the Oval Office during the Palin and Jindal Administrations.

I'm John McCain and I approved this photo, bitches."

Chalk this up to Reason 2,291,340 why the Democrats. Just. Don't. Get. It.

Everything they think will make the Rethuglicans look bad, just blows up in their face. Could Republicans be Democrat Kryptonite?