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Monday, February 16, 2009

LOL Theory (Why Am I Always The Last To Know)

Have you ever heard of the LOL Theory? I only just came across it, and I confess, I have been laughing my head off since.

LOL Theory is explained as "the internet abbreviation lol being placed at any part in any sentence, making said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness."

ex 1
Doctor: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.

ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.

ex 3
Juliet: Romeo Romeo lol wherefore art thou Romeo?

ex 4
Marx: Workers of the world lol!

ex 5
Abe Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth lol on this continent.

Oh God, tears are pouring down my face as I type; my mind trying to find the most pompous sentence to carve up with 'lulz'. I suspect it appeals to the (irreverential) silliness of British humour.

It is almost as good as when Ruth Anne Adams revealed the secret of adding the word "in bed" to any fortune cookie saying.

"You will find a bushel of money [in bed]"

LOL.



IN THE COMMENTS: Blake just provided me with more endless hours of LOLing.

The "in bed" thing is so old, it's inverted. Now you say, "except in bed."

"You will have a great adventure, except in bed."

Meanwhile, Ron comes up with an amazing idea.

Maybe Vic's version of this phrase could be "with Sarah Palin."

Something like...

"Smiling makes you look younger [with Sarah Palin]"

Or this "real" one.

"May you someday be carbon neutral [with Sarah Palin]"

HAH!

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6 Comments:

  • The "in bed" thing is so old, it's inverted. Now you say, "except in bed."

    "You will have a great adventure, except in bed."

    By Blogger blake, at Mon Feb 16, 12:25:00 am GMT-5  

  • Next thing you know "they" are going to be telling us that ;) really means F.U.

    love that photo btw--she's really sucking down some CO2 there. :)

    By Blogger chickenlittle, at Mon Feb 16, 01:21:00 am GMT-5  

  • Maybe Vic's version of this phrase could be "with Sarah Palin."

    By Blogger Ron, at Mon Feb 16, 02:45:00 am GMT-5  

  • Here's a corollary I picked up reading a commenter at Ambivablog. Any time you see bigass as an adjective, split it into two words and hyphenate the ass to the word it follows. Example:

    They live in a bigass house.

    to:

    They live in a big ass-house.

    I can't stop doing this.

    By Blogger Ruth Anne Adams, at Mon Feb 16, 06:10:00 am GMT-5  

  • When confronted with someone who overuses "LOL", I'm required to go over the top by overusing "LOLLERS!" repeatedly. In the presence of real idiocy, the use of the laugh with the snicker, followed by the kitty cat is required. "LOLLERS! kekeke =^_^="

    And then, of course, you have to ritually sacrifice a teddy bear and Hello Kitty doll.

    These are the rules. I don't make them up.

    Big ass-car.

    By Anonymous Starless, at Mon Feb 16, 09:57:00 am GMT-5  

  • Wow, only Todd Palin gets the twofer; "in bed" AND "with Sarah Palin!" But decorum draws the curtain here...

    By Blogger Ron, at Mon Feb 16, 02:53:00 pm GMT-5  

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