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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Photo caption contest!

"Okay, this is how the stimulus package works for taxpayers: first, I grab their [expletive deleted] and spread them apart, then the President takes his fist and shoves it up their [expletive deleted]."

[Yeah, I know, I went there. I probably need some kind of professional help.]

By Anonymous, at Sat Feb 14, 09:29:00 am GMT-5
"I'll get you my pretty -- and your little dog, too."

By birdie bob, at Sat Feb 14, 10:24:00 am GMT-5
"When I told him he could have those tax cuts he wanted, they swelled up like THIS big, but then when I told him the stuff I wanted the, um, other stuff, like, kinda shrunk to nothin'."

By Ron, at Sat Feb 14, 10:25:00 am GMT-5
"So how does that new salute go again?

By Anonymous, at Sat Feb 14, 10:46:00 am GMT-5
That photo could be much worse: at least she held her tongue.

or

Somewhere off-camera, there are 246 members who fit that pose like fingertips in a glove.

By chickelit, at Sat Feb 14, 10:50:00 am GMT-5
LOL! So far, so funny guys.

By vbspurs, at Sat Feb 14, 11:09:00 am GMT-5
OMG... is Pelosi channeling Christopher Lee's Saruman or what?

By BJM, at Sat Feb 14, 03:15:00 pm GMT-5

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