MSM Mirage -- Tim Russert Eyes

Tim Russert Eyes

His hair's mousey brown
His lips dissemble facts
Our hands tremble with surprise
You can never tell
When he'll distort truth in a trice
You'll have to fact-check him twice
He's as pure as Jayson Blair lies
He's a Democratic shill
He's got Tim Russert eyes

And he'll tease you
With Presidential Daily Briefings to please you
You Blue-Staters
You Bush-Haters
And he knows just what it
Takes to make Jay Rockefeller blush
To ask him why he voted
For the war in Iraq
Jay's in deep doo because unlike who
Ted Kennedy
He isn't a lush
He's got Tim Russert Eyes

He'll expose you
When he snows you
With a blanket of pre-edited videos
He's ferocious
And he knows just what it
Takes to make Jay Rockefeller blush
Here's hoping
We're not coping
With Google in an Instalanche rush

All the boys think Plame's a spy
But since you don't go to
The Beltway
Party circuit
You don't really count as their kind of guys
You would though
If you could though
Just have a little of Tim Russert's eyes

My royalty cheque's in the post, Kim.

UPDATE: Tim Russert has passed away, and appropriately, I am reminded of this old post -- and you can imagine my embarrassment. My most recent blogpost hopefully is more gracious.