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Friday, February 10, 2006

Caption Contest!

First Lady Laura Bush met with His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI this Thursday, ahead of the start of the winter Olympic Games in Torino. She was accompanied by her daughter, the brunette Barbara.



Ooh! Me first!

Victoria's Caption Submission:

"The good news is that my approval rating is through the roof. The bad news is that my pantsuit is at the cleaners"

14 Comments:

  • Laura whispers: Do you think you could get me a soul for my husband?

    By Blogger vergelimbo, at Fri Feb 10, 06:05:00 am GMT-5  

  • "hmmm...Roethlisberger...you didn't threaten to excommunicate those refs, did you?"

    By Blogger Ron, at Fri Feb 10, 08:14:00 am GMT-5  

  • "I've got Primus, Henry Rollins, and Striesand on MY Ipod...oooo, I see you've got a gold nano! What's that, Bob Marley? Dude, you so Old Skool! S'cool, though..."

    By Blogger Ron, at Fri Feb 10, 08:21:00 am GMT-5  

  • In America, Your Holiness, we don't tell women jokes like that. or

    I came all the way to The Vatican and all I get is this plastic rosary?

    By Blogger Paul, at Fri Feb 10, 09:42:00 am GMT-5  

  • Pssst. Papa! Where can I sneak out for a smoke?

    Or:
    Sorry, Papa! I left the "hump-me pumps" with my friend Victoria in Miami.

    By Blogger Ruth Anne Adams, at Fri Feb 10, 10:54:00 pm GMT-5  

  • "...well, Mrs. Bush, yes, normally I'd be in as much trouble as an American cleric, but in my case, seeing that they were all Hitler Youth, and the Holy See has all Nazi related indulgences at Costco rates, I could have had Unholy Congress with the Death's Head Panzer Division and still be able to sing the Horst Vessel song with St. Peter, if you see where I'm goin' here...But, hey thanks for asking! How's the weather in Crawford?"

    By Blogger Ron, at Sat Feb 11, 12:35:00 am GMT-5  

  • Ron: That's 98% offensive.
    Only 2% funny.

    By Blogger Ruth Anne Adams, at Sat Feb 11, 09:44:00 am GMT-5  

  • Hey, my favorite bloggist, oh, hell, my favorite anything, is missing for over One Day!

    I need a fix.

    Probably in Turino, replacing Michele Kwan. Wait till Emily Hughes finds out.

    By Blogger Paul, at Sat Feb 11, 11:29:00 am GMT-5  

  • Just back from my whirlwind tour of Torino guys! ;)

    Sorry about that, but I told you I get busy at the latter parts of the week.

    However, I am back! Today might be a bit tough on me, since I have a day planned with friends, but already updated the blog, so freak out! C'est chic, le freak!

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sat Feb 11, 01:03:00 pm GMT-5  

  • And the Winners Are!!

    3rd Best Caption:

    Vergelimbo

    Do you think you could get me a soul for my husband?

    2nd Best Caption:

    Paul of York

    I came all the way to The Vatican and all I get is this plastic rosary?

    Number 1 Caption and Winner of a Cruise to Nowhere!

    Ruth Anne Adams

    "Sorry, Papa! I left the "hump-me pumps" with my friend Victoria in Miami."

    Congratulations to all the winners!

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sat Feb 11, 01:06:00 pm GMT-5  

  • I get Tom Cruise's version of Nowhere Man??

    By Blogger Ruth Anne Adams, at Sat Feb 11, 02:17:00 pm GMT-5  

  • I get Tom Cruise's version of Nowhere Man??

    Ahh, but it's a totally silent cruise.

    And there are no drugs involved.

    Please. Don't thank me.

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sat Feb 11, 02:46:00 pm GMT-5  

  • Woo Hoo! I'm the John Kerry of caption writers! (or maybe the William Jennings Bryan?)

    By Blogger Ron, at Sat Feb 11, 03:13:00 pm GMT-5  

  • 2nd Best Caption:

    Paul of York


    Thank you.

    By Blogger Paul, at Sat Feb 11, 04:15:00 pm GMT-5  

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