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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Coke Is It?

I'm sure men the world over, deprived of oysters and Canadian Viagra, are today uttering the immortal words of Will Smith: "I gots to get me one of these!".



A new soda claims to be able to jump-start your libido. The cherry-flavored beverage [ed.- "Cherry-flavoured, eh?"] is geared towards adults and is called "Turn On".

Ingredients include ginseng, and lots of caffeine. Taste testers had mixed results about the soda's ability as an aphrodisiac.

"Turn On" soda cost $3.50, or roughly 1/8th of a Divine Brown special.

And to think I almost named this post something else, although it does share the letters c, o, and k.

9 Comments:

  • I will stick to my Diet Pepsi and Cuban coffee!!! With that combination alone I already think about sex every ten seconds or so.

    By Blogger Jose Aguirre, at Wed Feb 08, 09:39:00 am GMT-5  

  • Anything a man may say here might only get him in more trouble.

    However, I wonder if there are any other flavors?
    Though I do understand the obvious reference made by their flagship taste, I don't care for it much.

    And no, I don't want (or need) any.
    And my denial should in no way be seen a sign that I might.

    And I'm denying any need to deny, anything.

    See what I mean?

    By Blogger Paul, at Wed Feb 08, 11:28:00 am GMT-5  

  • I think they're confusing increased sexual drive with bladder pressure.

    What do you get when you mix Viagra and cola? Pepsi Blue. :)

    By Blogger Renato, at Wed Feb 08, 12:54:00 pm GMT-5  

  • And to think I almost named this post something else, although it does share the letters c, o, and k.

    Oooh, let me guess, let me guess, let me guess.


    'Crock is It?'

    (Not where you thought I was going is it?)

    This is just a load of crock.

    Also, judging from the symbol they use in place of the 'o' I'd be worried that this is some sort of 'hermaphrodite' juice.

    (not that there's anything wrong with that)

    By Blogger XWL, at Wed Feb 08, 01:57:00 pm GMT-5  

  • I'm just upset no one asked me how I know what to charge for fellatio.

    Work with me people!

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Wed Feb 08, 09:51:00 pm GMT-5  

  • You know Victoria, that Divine Brown rang a faint bell, now I see why! I guess you remember it so well because of the British connection!

    By Blogger Jose Aguirre, at Wed Feb 08, 11:47:00 pm GMT-5  

  • Also I don't think you can describe the services provided by the Divine Ms. Brown to Mr. Grant as anything 'special'.

    (the only surprising thing is that Hugh was able to find a female prostitute in that part of Hollywood, not always an easy task)

    (and no, you may not ask how I know that)

    By Blogger XWL, at Thu Feb 09, 12:25:00 am GMT-5  

  • You know Victoria, that Divine Brown rang a faint bell, now I see why! I guess you remember it so well because of the British connection!

    Actually, I remember it because my then American boyfriend was shocked to find out Hugh Grant was straight.

    Diffidence isn't a macho American characteristic, you understand. :)

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Fri Feb 10, 03:17:00 am GMT-5  

  • (and no, you may not ask how I know that)

    Okay. How do you know that?

    (Women, heh)

    BTW, thanks for the link, since I was able to look up another mugshot, which I hadn't seen as yet, but had heard of.

    Do you know who this hunk is?

    Hint: Come on everybody, come on and get with it!"

    That was for Ruth Anne, and Reader_Iam, who probably jiggled with him as starstruck girlies back when.

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Fri Feb 10, 03:21:00 am GMT-5  

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