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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Cristiano Walter

I finally figured out who Cristiano Ronaldo looks like, seen here juggling the ball with his outrageous ballskills, ahead of Portugal's friendly versus Brazil.

Walter Mercado.

In case you don't know, he's a legendary Puerto Rican soothsayer who had a very successful career in the Spanish-speaking television world as a cross between Jeanne Dixon and Liberace.

Last I heard, a raspy-voiced Cuban lady called Profesora Selegna had taken over his gig. [ed. vbspurs: Wow, she has a blog!?]

I think the resemblence lies in the eyelid folds. They've each got that puffy post-surgery look to it. Although, C-Ron's rope of pearls, lipstick and weency George Michael-Wham! era shorts help the resemblence along too...

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