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Sundries
...a sweatshop of moxie

Saturday, February 11, 2006

I Was Hired by Fox News




A special correspondent on Forbes on Friends, I came out against the Mohammed cartoons, and was in favour of buying stock in CNN's parent company, Time-Warner AOL.





I totally sucked.

P.S.: Just to clarify, in the interests of historical accuracy, the blogger of Sundries and Victoria Barret of Fox News are not the same person. Especially not with that limp noodle Allman Brothers hairdo.

5 Comments:

  • Victoria -

    Oh my. You had me going for a moment. But the hair was indeed a dead giveaway. There is no way the woman who writes Sundries could have that 'do.

    And tht woman obviously is not elegant enough to be you, either. She doesn't have the look.

    By Blogger Pastor_Jeff, at Sat Feb 11, 12:57:00 pm GMT-5  

  • First, Pastor_Jeff, what have you done to your cute avatar of yourself?!?!

    And who is that in the piccie?? Remember, I have little pop culture knowledge, so explain it like I'm a 80-year old.

    Second:

    Victoria -

    Oh my. You had me going for a moment. But the hair was indeed a dead giveaway. There is no way the woman who writes Sundries could have that 'do.

    And tht woman obviously is not elegant enough to be you, either. She doesn't have the look.


    I have The Look, yes, but that's not because of natural beauty, per se.

    But because I wash my FRIKKIN hair!

    (Don't mind me, I'm on a FRIKKIN kick today. I'll be as right as rain, tomorrow)

    And oh, the name is spelt wrongly too, but why quibble about my namesake, right?

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sat Feb 11, 01:38:00 pm GMT-5  

  • You know, there has to be a picture of you on the net somewhere.

    By Blogger Paul, at Sat Feb 11, 03:41:00 pm GMT-5  

  • "The look" wasn't referring to physical beauty (which I also assume you posess), but to that confident, regal attitude you described in your mother. It shines through in your writing, so I figured that picture couldn't be you.

    The change in my profile pic is explained here and here.

    If you're inclined to do a little reading (and wade thru some silly Monty Python comments), I'd love your feedback.

    By Blogger Pastor_Jeff, at Sat Feb 11, 04:54:00 pm GMT-5  

  • Since we are revealing our names, here's a hint as to mine

    First name same as the first name of a early-mid 70s hit song

    Last name, same as one of the current academy award nominated actresses.

    That should narrow it down to hundreds of thousands of permutations (depending on how many songs you can think of)

    (and it's not Tommy Dench)


    And as far as the pseudo-Victoria on Fox, the unwashed hair says I'm so busy and important that I don't have time for proper hygiene so you should listen to what I say.



    (Don't mind me, I'm on a FRIKKIN kick today. I'll be as right as rain, tomorrow)

    The more FRIKKIN the better, I always say.

    By Blogger XWL, at Sat Feb 11, 05:33:00 pm GMT-5  

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