I Was Hired by Fox News
A special correspondent on Forbes on Friends, I came out against the Mohammed cartoons, and was in favour of buying stock in CNN's parent company, Time-Warner AOL.
I totally sucked.
P.S.: Just to clarify, in the interests of historical accuracy, the blogger of Sundries and Victoria Barret of Fox News are not the same person. Especially not with that limp noodle Allman Brothers hairdo.