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Sundries
...a sweatshop of moxie

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Search Engine Mishit

Call me crazy, not that you don't already, but when did I ever blog about this?

Upon checking my hit counter references to my blog, I got one hairy-palmed reader via his having searched for:

"figure skaters pussy exposed"

Who blogs about this?? Heck, who searches about this??

Apparently, these sites do:

- figure skaters Your Search Ends Here. We Found It: figure skaters

- My Life As A Clandestine Call Girl My favorite winter olympic event is figure skating. The media ....

- Bill's Bitter Pills But I’m a gay man who was exposed to HIV and thought I might be ... if you wer...

And then, there's this famous blog:

- Sundries She cut a dashing figure, with her black t-shirt, 55 inch bust ... And this is where thos...

...this is without doubt, the oddest referral I've ever gotten to my blog, even with my blessed Trannies traffic.

P.S.: Hold the presses! Just before signing off for the night, I went to check my Shite Metre one last time.

Asian Tribadism? Moi?

10 Comments:

  • I keep getting this German dude who's searching for "strongest cigarettes" and winding up on my blog! Why is this? I don't smoke!

    By Blogger Ron, at Thu Mar 09, 09:37:00 am GMT-5  

  • Call me crazy, not that you don't already, but when did I ever blog about this?

    "figure skaters pussy exposed"


    Heh. If you look at the cached page that the search engine has, you'll see that you used each and every one of those words.

    Just not sequentially.

    I think we can safely file this under "stupid search engine tricks". Perhaps your hairy-palmed friend could try "figure skater" "pussy exposed" as a more...discriminating search strings. And please be including " marks.

    By Blogger I R A Darth Aggie, at Thu Mar 09, 09:44:00 am GMT-5  

  • I think you must have two blogs....... give me the URL of the other one, please.
    This is what you get for being so conversant in so many subjects.
    You know, Althouse did a post dealing with the habit of figure skaters lifting their leg for much of the routines exposing that part of their anatomy to....speculation. I forget the word she used but it wasn't the "P" word.
    It seems that, if not done right, a search engine will search for each word on your whole blog, on all sites, meaning that somewhere, in the deepest recesses of Sundries you may very well have used that word. Educationally speaking, of course.

    By Blogger Paul, at Thu Mar 09, 09:57:00 am GMT-5  

  • I keep getting this German dude who's searching for "strongest cigarettes" and winding up on my blog! Why is this? I don't smoke!

    Tell him, go search for unfiltered Gauloises from France, which Andrée Putman once gave me at a party(long story).

    Also, "Popular" from Cuba.

    I don't know about RJ Reynolds, but El Comandante en Jefe certainly wants to kill his people...

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Thu Mar 09, 04:16:00 pm GMT-5  

  • Heh. If you look at the cached page that the search engine has, you'll see that you used each and every one of those words.

    Just not sequentially.


    Yeah, I've always wondered why Google and other search engines, can't separate the posts, rather than scanning the whole page.

    But then Google is in a little bit of trouble these days, so maybe they're too busy. ;)

    I think we can safely file this under "stupid search engine tricks". Perhaps your hairy-palmed friend could try "figure skater" "pussy exposed" as a more...discriminating search strings. And please be including " marks.

    Pussy exposed might get you some really bad cat blogs (redundant, I know).

    Or the Mrs. Slocombe Tribute Page.

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Thu Mar 09, 04:18:00 pm GMT-5  

  • I think you must have two blogs....... give me the URL of the other one, please.

    Hah.

    If I did have a second blog, it would be:

    Cookiedoughoftruth.com

    She'd better hurry, before some takes it.

    This is what you get for being so conversant in so many subjects.

    LOL. :)

    You know, Althouse did a post dealing with the habit of figure skaters lifting their leg for much of the routines exposing that part of their anatomy to....speculation. I forget the word she used but it wasn't the "P" word.

    Was it...crevice? ;)

    Yeah, I remember her Torino figure skating posts, which I loved.

    Kotex pads...the memory kills.

    It seems that, if not done right, a search engine will search for each word on your whole blog, on all sites, meaning that somewhere, in the deepest recesses of Sundries you may very well have used that word. Educationally speaking, of course.

    I'm no lady, Paul, although I am a grande dame in the making. :)

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Thu Mar 09, 04:21:00 pm GMT-5  

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    By Blogger Ron, at Thu Mar 09, 04:32:00 pm GMT-5  

  • if I did have a second blog, it would be:

    Cookiedoughoftruth.com

    She'd better hurry, before some takes it.


    If you take that one, Victoria, I'll take S'moresofS'martAssery.com

    just as a hoot!

    By Blogger Ron, at Thu Mar 09, 04:35:00 pm GMT-5  

  • If you take that one, Victoria, I'll take S'moresofS'martAssery.com

    just as a hoot!


    Quality! When did she come up with this one?

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Fri Mar 10, 12:07:00 am GMT-5  

  • Quality! When did she come up with this one?

    I did! In Ann's comments section!

    By Blogger Ron, at Fri Mar 10, 01:30:00 am GMT-5  

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