As Judy Tenuta once said, could happen.
In a shocking move today,republican V.P. nominee Sarah Palin has openly challenged democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama to a game of basketball, saying that the winning side should get to decide who gets to be the president for the next four years. Obama could not be reached for comment but one of his advisors said that he was “putting deep thought into the offer.” Palin, smelling fear from Obama and the democratic party egged the challenge on using both striking, sexist, and racist remarks in an effort to force Obama to take her up on the challenge.
Palin grabbed the moment and denounced Obama by saying that “he is afraid to play a women in a basketball game, how can he be expected to run the country?”. She even went as far as to remark “any black man that can’t beat a white women in a game of hoops is not fit to be the commander-in-chief.” Palin said this while simultaneously spinning five basketballs on one hand while balancing another five on the knuckles of her other hand. Although taken back by the stinging remarks, one Barack Obama supporter admitted that “he would not be able to vote for a brother if he failed to beat a white girl in a game of hoops”. [...]