And They Said Bush Swaggered

What, PRAY, is Joe Biden doing? Wedgie? The new spokesman for fast actin' Tinactin?



Or the most recent graduate of the John McCain School of Awkward Public Grimaces?







(Yeah, okay, I admit it. This blogpost making fun of Joe Biden is really just a ploy to make fun again of John McCain. Ahhh. Feels SO good)

Dick

Christian Bale may be hogging all the headlines today, but there's another celebrity in trouble with the law.

To date, he's still in the pokey.

All because Andy Dick yanked down a 17-year old girl's top, in an unintended Girls Gone Wild moment, and was found to be anything but a Joker...

Though his mugshot certainly makes me think he's a terrorist stand-in. Yikes.



And who can forget his groping Donald's little girl on the Jimmy Kimmel show?



Of course, this is Andy Dick we're talking about. If it had been über-creep legend, Milton Berle, he would've been allowed to stay put.