SuperPope

According to a Reuters newswire, a Colombian cartoonist named Rodolfo Leon Valencia, is transforming the Pope into an Evil-fighting Superhero, complete with cape and "chastity trousers". (Your guess is as good as mine...)

"Faster than a speeding nun on a Vespa! Able to leap over small Communists in a single bound! Look! Up in the sky, it's...SUPERPOPE!".

We'll take it.