Treason!

Et tu, W?

Bainbridge: O piteous spectacle!
Feddie: O noble Luttig!
Patterico: O woeful day!
Angry Clam: O traitors, villains!
Bainbridge: O most bloody sight!
Angry Clam:
We will be revenged: revenge--about--seek--burn--fire--kill--slay--let not a traitor live!
Malkin: Most noble Miers!--we'll praise her nomination.
Andrew Sullivan: Oh, sh*t.

Bloody brilliant. I'm angry I didn't write it myself.