30 Short Dick
It's a restaurant bill, or facture as the French have it, from the most Eurotrash of all "in" ski resorts -- Verbier.
Speaking of waiters, the garçon apparently is one Gregory, not Grégoire, if you please. The bill is written out in Swiss francs, with convenient Euro conversion below it -- a walloping total over €500 for a party of 4.
No wonder I stick to Megève.
Some of the items are delicious such as jambon fumée (smoked ham), fondue tomate, and a very recognisable banana split. Let's not forget that Champortay just sitting there, mocking us for our love of "le champagne Americain" (water).
But then there is the enigmatic "30 Short Dick". And you know what?
Your guess is as good as mine -- but mine's probably filthy.