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Sundries
...a sweatshop of moxie

Saturday, March 24, 2007

For One Mesmerising Minute




I thought the buxom brunette to the right was my Woman Crush, Nigella Lawson.

For the record, if even I find this picture hot, I can only imagine the amounts of steam being produced on your more male collective glasses.

P.S.: I don't know much about this photo, save that I found it some time ago online in a nightclub page. They're British, but other than that, I've no idea. Best left to the imagination, no?

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28 Comments:

  • Usually when men think of two women flirting with each other, apart from the wildness of imagination this provokes (which I'm on record for saying I do not understand), they imagine that women do so as a man would to a woman.

    Let me just mention here that in the past 7 years, I've noticed a very definite increase in suggestive poses on all "Friendster" type sites, between women.

    Usually they're in this ridiculous boob-to-boob, sideways glance that Paris and Nicky Hilton have perfected next to each other, though they are sisters.

    In fact, they look like porn stars about to make out (ewww).

    That is the superimposition of the male fantasy of two women at work -- which poor dumb broads, they think is "hot", and copy.

    No.

    What you see in this photo, all soft-focus glances, and a lack of crudity which nevertheless doesn't take away from the rank sexuality of the photo, is what happens in real life.

    Trust me on this. I went to boarding school.

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sat Mar 24, 12:05:00 am GMT-4  

  • Th-that's a l-lot of cleavage! Too much for one man to handle. (And I doubt there will be any manhandling or even handling by men.)

    By Blogger Alcibiades, at Sat Mar 24, 01:03:00 am GMT-4  

  • Alcibiades: I will throw myself upon their mercy for all mankind!

    I love how in British porn photos with erect nipples are called "pokies." Er, ah, so I've been told!

    Clearly a caption contest is needed...

    Porn stars are the new Kulture model! Why not vote for Ron Jeremy for Prez?

    By Blogger Ron, at Sat Mar 24, 01:12:00 am GMT-4  

  • Wow, my Gators won tonight and now this photo right before bedtime! This country has been very, very good to me!

    By Blogger Jose Aguirre, at Sat Mar 24, 01:38:00 am GMT-4  

  • Caption: "Excuse me ladies, but I was just discussing proper kneading techniques for sourdough and high gluten white bread, and for demonstration purposes only, I assure you, may I use your... Yes? Ah thank you very much."

    Caption: "My '74 Cadillac Eldorado seems to gone down the front of your dress! May I spend the rest of the evening searching for it?"

    By Blogger Ron, at Sat Mar 24, 01:43:00 am GMT-4  

  • Caption: "I suppose I could make eye contact when we talk, but who are we kidding! I simply couldn't be that dishonest to you!"

    By Blogger Ron, at Sat Mar 24, 01:46:00 am GMT-4  

  • Is it my birthday already?;)

    By Blogger Renato, at Sat Mar 24, 02:07:00 pm GMT-4  

  • "...soft-focus glances, and a lack of crudity which nevertheless doesn't take away from the rank sexuality..."

    Sure. If you're going to leave it in the fantasy realm. So hanging on in lonely desperation really is the English way? ;-) Seems to me I've seen pure lust and more from real lesbians, with no thought of playing to any male's fantasy. And not a camera in sight. Should I tell them they're doing it all wrong and Victoria says so?

    By Anonymous Darrell, at Sat Mar 24, 04:39:00 pm GMT-4  

  • *wanks*

    lol, I couldn't resist ;-)

    By Blogger Kullrad, at Sat Mar 24, 08:56:00 pm GMT-4  

  • I was looking for somewhere to post this D&G ad and hope you don't mind I put it here for future reference. It seems to provide just the right counterpoint to that photo, don't you agree? ;-)

    By Blogger Internet Ronin, at Sun Mar 25, 12:05:00 am GMT-4  

  • I love how in British porn photos with erect nipples are called "pokies." Er, ah, so I've been told!

    What the? Pokies?

    Like I've been to the pokey? -- gaol??

    Clearly a caption contest is needed...

    Yes! I'm sorry I was coughing my lungs out today, and stayed away from my computer -- else I would've updated the post with that idea.

    Porn stars are the new Kulture model! Why not vote for Ron Jeremy for Prez?

    I love Ron Jeremy. :)

    I (briefly) saw a few episodes of the Surreal Life, where he and others were on the series. He was quite a gentleman, actually.

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 25, 01:03:00 am GMT-4  

  • Wow, my Gators won tonight and now this photo right before bedtime! This country has been very, very good to me!

    I bet you hit one out of the ballpark last night, Sammy. ;)

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 25, 01:03:00 am GMT-4  

  • "I suppose I could make eye contact when we talk, but who are we kidding!

    This is hilarious!

    (Stop right there, though, for better timing!).

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 25, 01:05:00 am GMT-4  

  • Th-that's a l-lot of cleavage! Too much for one man to handle. (And I doubt there will be any manhandling or even handling by men.)

    Well, only if they invite men to handle stuff around them. Eww. ;)

    (Right, Vic, like you didn't expect this thread to be pornographic when you posted it -- who are you kidding)

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 25, 01:06:00 am GMT-4  

  • Is it my birthday already?;)

    LOL! I accidentally hit on your name, Renato, and Blogger took me to your "blog" -- "I have a blog".

    Nice title there, birthday boy one week from now. ;)

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 25, 01:08:00 am GMT-4  

  • Sure. If you're going to leave it in the fantasy realm. So hanging on in lonely desperation really is the English way? ;-) Seems to me I've seen pure lust and more from real lesbians, with no thought of playing to any male's fantasy. And not a camera in sight. Should I tell them they're doing it all wrong and Victoria says so?

    Seems you have more experience with lesbians than I, Darrell.

    After all, when you're 15, you don't know from lesbian. You are just raging hormoned-out, and go to what's in front of you.

    Allegedly. ;)

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 25, 01:09:00 am GMT-4  


  • lol, I couldn't resist ;-)


    LOL! Good times. :)

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 25, 01:10:00 am GMT-4  

  • I was looking for somewhere to post this D&G ad and hope you don't mind I put it here for future reference. It seems to provide just the right counterpoint to that photo, don't you agree? ;-)

    UGH! I'm sorry, but I'm just not into Yaoi, and all that.

    Colour me prejudiced, but thank God I haven't seen that D&G commercial, even on Youtube, before.

    NTTTAWWT.

    BTW, Internet Ronin, you spared me having to post a counterpoint along the SAME LINES. Now I get to save that photo for a later time. ;)

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 25, 01:11:00 am GMT-4  

  • I agree it is quite risque, but, incredibly, it is not graphic, which was quite a surprise. I just wonder where this ad appears. Do they make commercials just for bars and discos or something? I am so behind the times, I guess. This is probably quite tame by current standards of gay-oriented marketing.

    As someone who lives so close enough to BoysTown/South Beach, I would have thought you have already seen more than your fair share of such ads! ;-)

    Of course, if it really disturbs you, remember that the actors were never really in the same room together and their looks and actions could just as easily have been generated by thinking about their girlfriends. Yeah, right. Feel free to delete it if it repulses, though. My feelings won't be hurt - as I said, I was looking for somewhere to drop it off and it wasn't going to be my blog - not after the priests generated such interest! LOL!

    By Blogger Internet Ronin, at Sun Mar 25, 01:44:00 am GMT-4  

  • In all fairness, Nigella Lawson doesn't need to show off her cleavage.

    She just needs a tight sweater.

    By Blogger Alcibiades, at Sun Mar 25, 02:13:00 am GMT-4  


  • Of course, if it really disturbs you, remember that the actors were never really in the same room together and their looks and actions could just as easily have been generated by thinking about their girlfriends. Yeah, right. Feel free to delete it if it repulses, though. My feelings won't be hurt - as I said, I was looking for somewhere to drop it off and it wasn't going to be my blog - not after the priests generated such interest! LOL!


    LOL, of course I'm not going to delete it, Internet Ronin!

    You know me better than that, by now! I was just teasing. ;)

    Heck, I wouldn't be saving up a homoerotic bit of photo myself, to sneak up on Sundries at just the right time, if that were the case!

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 25, 03:01:00 am GMT-4  

  • In all fairness, Nigella Lawson doesn't need to show off her cleavage.

    She just needs a tight sweater.


    I think "Rose Kennedy Schlossberg" and "Nigella Lawson breasts" amounts to about 50% of my Site Metre traffic, God bless 'em both.

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 25, 03:02:00 am GMT-4  

  • Speaking of besotted birds bogus bisexuality . . .,

    I present to you Sienna in Shropshire

    By Blogger XWL, at Sun Mar 25, 05:47:00 am GMT-4  

  • What the? Pokies?

    Like I've been to the pokey? -- gaol??


    No, like poking your finger, poking outward. Get it?

    Yes! I'm sorry I was coughing my lungs out today, and stayed away from my computer.
    I'm sorry you're still feeling poorly! I, still, at this late date, having a malingering wheeze that some nights derails my sleep train...

    Is your lead photo the Althouse-Sundries summit photo? :)

    Speaking of site traffic, I still get Germans who look on my blog for 'strongest cigarettes', even though I have no clue why...

    By Blogger Ron, at Sun Mar 25, 07:20:00 am GMT-4  

  • Ugh! XWL that girl she is groping is HIDEOUS (Liquid Diva, indeed). Waaaay too much gum to teeth ratio.

    I'm seriously thinking that the contretemps with Jude Law and the nanny has affected Sienna's mind.

    Who can forget this getup (scroll all the way down)?

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 25, 02:57:00 pm GMT-4  

  • No, like poking your finger, poking outward. Get it?

    Ohh, not really, but I'll let it pass. ;)

    I'm sorry you're still feeling poorly! I, still, at this late date, having a malingering wheeze that some nights derails my sleep train...

    See, I have that wheeze after I go on a 5 min. coughing spate -- which subsides for about an hour, then rinse and repeat.

    Is your lead photo the Althouse-Sundries summit photo? :)

    You'd have to pay me hard cash to put my boobs next to Ann Althouse's.

    Fortunately, she's a very rich lady having sold that house and all.

    Speaking of site traffic, I still get Germans who look on my blog for 'strongest cigarettes', even though I have no clue why...

    Because they're the only ones fool enough still to smoke FILTERLESS black tabacky...

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 25, 03:00:00 pm GMT-4  

  • OK, I missed something here: Althouse-Sundries Summit? When? Where? She sold her house? When? I had the impression that she had resigned herslef to staying there.

    And will you please get well? Right now, young lady! (Are we allowed to say such things any more?)

    By Blogger Internet Ronin, at Sun Mar 25, 05:11:00 pm GMT-4  

  • IR, there's no Summit planned, TTBOMK! I think that was just Ron having his joke. ;)

    Also, I may have to ask the Althouse Historian here, but didn't Ann sell her big manorlike home recently? Didn't she move into a bat/squirrel free condo in downtown Madison, or somesuch?

    Thus, my reference. :)

    Lastly, I am trying to get better! I am 99.9% better, and if not for this wheeze, and lingering cough cough, I'd be perfect.

    My strength is back, though, huzzah!

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Mon Mar 26, 01:10:00 am GMT-4  

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