He-Man
Sweaty. Burly. He-Man totally bald white guy with tats.
(Soooo not my type)
(Also, please note -- man-boobs)
Labels: South Beach, South Florida Snapshot
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Labels: South Beach, South Florida Snapshot
posted by vbspurs at
3/26/2007 12:29:00 am
4 Comments:
The sweat stain on the decolletage? Classy! It's probably that kind of sweat that smells like one of those mules that make wine and salt! (if m'lady remembers...)
He needs a seven-headed cobra tattooed on the side of his head, and a blue velvet caftan, so he have a guaranteed career as a Conan villian!
As for the man-boobs? Let's just say he still needs to leave the wheels on the training bra!
verif word: "gyycnt" Ahem!
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Ron, at Mon Mar 26, 01:13:00 am GMT-4
Actually, he looks a little like the Arcadian leader in "300".
I don't suppose you've a review of that one forthcoming?
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JSU, at Mon Mar 26, 02:13:00 am GMT-4
The sweat stain on the decolletage? Classy! It's probably that kind of sweat that smells like one of those mules that make wine and salt! (if m'lady remembers...)
He needs a seven-headed cobra tattooed on the side of his head, and a blue velvet caftan, so he have a guaranteed career as a Conan villian!
As for the man-boobs? Let's just say he still needs to leave the wheels on the training bra!
All your points are well-stated and hilarious, but let's throw the guy some frikkin bones.
A) He's got the courage to go out dressed like that...in the world's most happening body conscious 20 blocks on the planet.
B) He's actually trying to do something about his flab, by jogging, or at least standing there melting off the pounds in street corners.
C) He's got an iPod. That's gotta be worth SOMETHING.
verif word: "gyycnt" Ahem!
Which reminds me, I need to make an appointment.
Cheers,
Victoria
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vbspurs, at Mon Mar 26, 11:36:00 pm GMT-4
Actually, he looks a little like the Arcadian leader in "300".
LOL! By jove, so he does.
I don't suppose you've a review of that one forthcoming?
I saw it. Liked it, actually, but then I thought I might (Thermopylae woo!). But...
Don't feel inspired enough to blog about it.
What did you think of it? :)
Cheers,
Victoria
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vbspurs, at Mon Mar 26, 11:37:00 pm GMT-4
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