Out Of The Blue Giggle

Still looking for a Haitian bumper sticker I came across once, but no joy so far. I did find this at a Haitian Opinion forum (jokes category). Made me laugh. We all need a laugh.

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.