If They Weren't Famous

Everyone knows that celebrities rarely let themselves go, partly because their looks are intrinsic to their livelihood. Not that there aren't misshapen or unattractive actors and singers out there, but you know, they do have ways of getting buff again even if they do.

But what if these celebrities had never gotten famous to begin with? Haven't you ever wondered how they might've looked.

Well, wonder no more! Here they are in all their schlubb glory.

BRITNEY SPEARS



Flaming chopsticks! I know a woman who looks just like Brit-Brit. She's a checkout lady at my local supermarket.

TOM CRUISE



In real life, Tom Cruise would play the part of Rain Man, not Dustin Hoffman.

JENNIFER ANISTON



The funny thing is, you can totally see a fat woman inside the real Jennifer Aniston without the auspices of Photoshop. They say she and her ex-hubby used to adore Tex-Mex, and would eat at LA Mexican restaurants at least three times a week.

Easy on the Chalupas, Jen.

PAMELA ANDERSON



Let's call her "Office Lady". In the world of 9-to-5 cubicles, this is the face of the woman who makes one other woman's life a misery.

JOHNNY DEPP



LOL. That is so every guy outside a honky-tonk on Friday nights, talkin' 'bout Led Zeppelin.