There Oughta Be A Law
Don't get me wrong.
I have nothing against mothers pushing their kiddies in their prams, very very slowly, as the light changes from red, to green -- WHILST talking on their cellphones.
But this is precisely the kind of act which would've provoked my old Rhodie college roommate, Scott, to say with serio-comic timing:
"There oughta be a law!!"
Which sometimes varied as, "There oughta be a muthafu****' law!", if he gauged the offence very reprehensible...
...like waiters shooing customers away from restaurants, by putting up chairs on top of tables in a desperate bid to get rid of them.
So for you Scotts out there, with your own levels of frustration at the random craziness in the world, this mutha is for you.