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Sundries
...a sweatshop of moxie

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Tossing For Britain

(Welcome Andrew Sullivan readers!)




Why, yes.

It is a mobile sperm bank, now that you ask.

P.S.: These puppies are not just trolling for sperm in any old place. I'll stake everything I own to state that this AirStream sperm caravan is either in Oxford or Cambridge, trying to lull willing brainiacs into their den of iniquities.

Those St. Scholastica Fire-scarred ochre walls are unmistakable, since I used to crawl back to my college with their aid many of a given night...

Years ago, I recall reading that a major sperm website was swamped on its first day.

This Lesbian-only site, Mannotincluded.com, is still going strong, I'm happy to report. Back then 5,000 blokes signed up on the first day, to service 3,000 lesbian couples (as it were).

"Introductory" fees, which one shudders to inquire too closely what they entail, were £500 per squirt job.

Here is the happy result of such a Tossing for Britain session.





I know what you're thinking.

Whatta cutie! And that baby the gorgeous lipstick lesbian is caressing ain't half bad, either.

IN THE COMMENTS: Sundries commenter, Scott, clarifies that this Sperm Van is indeed, in Oxford, as I suspected. He also states that due to its rather seedy quality (groan, sorry) there were few tossers volunteering.

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15 Comments:

  • It seems to me that they would probably not need to pay that much per event here in Miami!

    By Blogger Jose Aguirre, at Sun Feb 25, 02:50:00 pm GMT-5  

  • It seems to me that they would probably not need to pay that much per event here in Miami!

    Outside the University of Miami campus you mean?

    Or outside Camillus House? ;)

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Feb 25, 03:07:00 pm GMT-5  

  • Slightly OT, for Euro Sundries!
    http://www.theglobalperspective.biz/
    my_weblog/2007/02/eu_faux_pas_in_.html


    Fear not, Jose and Victoria, I can supply the Nation alone...

    By Blogger Ron, at Sun Feb 25, 03:16:00 pm GMT-5  

  • Sorry, I'm still trying to get past the statement "a major sperm website was swamped."

    By Anonymous The Sarcasticynic, at Sun Feb 25, 06:19:00 pm GMT-5  

  • So, no liveblogging?

    By Blogger JSU, at Sun Feb 25, 09:28:00 pm GMT-5  

  • Arghhh! JSU, and others who don't frequent Althouse.

    I AM SO SORRY.

    I made the announcement there, and stupidly forgot to post it here (I thought I had..) that Sundays are no go's for me, with any kind of blogging during the day.

    That will be the case for a few weeks more, I'm afraid.

    I haven't watched one second's worth of Oscars, but since it is recording, I dare not go to Althouse, in case I see SPOILERS.

    ;)

    I predicted the Golden Globes earlier, and I will stand by them, so let's see. :)

    See you tomorrow!

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Feb 25, 10:35:00 pm GMT-5  

  • Silly me! I thought JSU was teasing you about liveblogging the sperm bank donations. Which I found so hilariously funny that it must have taken me at least 5 minutes to regain sufficient composure to read your reply. Whereupon I began chuckling about what an idiot I was and then suffered another burst of uncontrollable mirth.

    So, changing subjects entirely, have you ever seen "There's Something About Mary"?

    (Oh, I am heartily sorry, but I just couldn't resist. I do promise, however, to avoid any near occasions of such.)

    By Blogger Internet Ronin, at Mon Feb 26, 02:01:00 am GMT-5  

  • Silly me! I thought JSU was teasing you about liveblogging the sperm bank donations. Which I found so hilariously funny that it must have taken me at least 5 minutes to regain sufficient composure to read your reply. Whereupon I began chuckling about what an idiot I was and then suffered another burst of uncontrollable mirth.

    LOL!

    Oh My God...that sends me, Internet Ronin.

    So, changing subjects entirely, have you ever seen "There's Something About Mary"?

    Why, do I have something in my hair?

    (Oh, I am heartily sorry, but I just couldn't resist. I do promise, however, to avoid any near occasions of such.)

    Actually, you know, that's one of my favourite "comfort movies" which I should've mentioned when Ann had that thread on them.

    It's bad, but it's great. And hey, it's about Miami.

    I used to do the driving range thingie at that Aqua Golf place, before it closed down.

    And who amongst us hasn't been to the Clevelander for a mimosa with friends, right Jose, Robert?

    Yeah, right.

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Mon Feb 26, 05:18:00 am GMT-5  

  • Quoting from Ron's link, which was great BTW:

    being European

    Maybe Madcynic AKA Sarcasticynic can back me up here, but few if any Europeans actually refer to themselves as "Europeans" like that guy in the blogpost repeatedly did.

    I'm British. Malte is German. Others are French, Greek, Swedish, Italian, etc.

    I personally don't think of myself as "Europeein'" at all, but I concede that this might be a product of my country's snobbery towards the continent.

    Still, the only people I know who say out loud "I'm European", are those who come from either very small countries, like Luxembourg.

    Or those whose countries are somewhat crap, and want to be lumped into the European cauldron of goodness -- like Moldovans.

    Thanks Ronboy, though! ;)

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Mon Feb 26, 05:23:00 am GMT-5  

  • My dearest Victoria. Hats off to you once again for your mentally stimulating as well as extremely entertaining blogs. I would love to be able to come up with clever reparte for this one in particular, as well as for the comments you invoked, but I am still smiling and enjoying the entire idea of liveblogs on the sperm channels. Holy cow! Thank you once again. Your blogs begin my mental day!

    Caroline

    By Blogger Caroline, at Mon Feb 26, 09:38:00 am GMT-5  

  • My dearest Victoria. Hats off to you once again for your mentally stimulating as well as extremely entertaining blogs. I would love to be able to come up with clever reparte for this one in particular, as well as for the comments you invoked, but I am still smiling and enjoying the entire idea of liveblogs on the sperm channels. Holy cow! Thank you once again. Your blogs begin my mental day!

    Pressure? What pressure? ;)

    Thanks, Caroline! You are a powerful tonic of loveliness, with which to start out the day, yourself.

    (And yes, I am just starting out the day, what? Alternatively, I could be a Lady that Lunches, but then I would really feel useless)

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Mon Feb 26, 02:47:00 pm GMT-5  

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    By Blogger Ron, at Mon Feb 26, 11:52:00 pm GMT-5  

  • a follow-up for your Prince Harry post:

    http://www.strategypage.com/htmw/
    htmurph/articles/20070226.aspx

    personal commandos!

    By Blogger Ron, at Mon Feb 26, 11:53:00 pm GMT-5  

  • It's Oxford, Radcliffe Square. Outside my college, in fact.

    Apparently very few took them up on their offer.

    I personally think it seedy in the extreme.

    By Blogger Scott, at Thu Mar 01, 07:05:00 pm GMT-5  

  • Good Lord! In my mini-absence, I was Andrew Sullivan-lanched!

    Thanks for the clarification, Scott. I'm glad you were ready with the answer, since I THOUGHT it might be, and hence, my post about it soon after. ;)

    Come back anytime.

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sat Mar 03, 03:26:00 am GMT-5  

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