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Friday, March 16, 2007

Aquatic

I was researching for a future blogpost (yeah, that's it), and I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this:

Waterproof - Aqua Erotic Massager

Fill this vibrator with warm water for extra heat! Water Fillable 7" vibrating multi-speed waterproof massager gives you a very unique sensation when it's slipped inside with its shaft warmed up. You can also chill-thrill by using cool water for a different surpringly SWEET erotic sensation. Great for the bathtub sex and what a nice toy to have by the pool.

Click here for workplace-safe, but may I say, still rather odd little pic.

I swear, it looks like something Judy Jetson might use.

P.S.: Oh My God! The Rabbit really exists?? It's not from Darren Starr's fevered imagination?

There is even an iRabbit, which presumably uses your iPod in ways you never imagined before (I knew I went gaga over my iPods for a reason).

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14 Comments:

  • By Blogger XWL, at Fri Mar 16, 07:16:00 pm GMT-4  

  • And then there's this classic of the hide in plain sight personal pleasure device (and of course it's completely waterproof and submersible, which seems to be a key selling point).

    (most likely available for purchase at a store near you)

    By Blogger XWL, at Fri Mar 16, 07:20:00 pm GMT-4  

  • In college a young lad bought an 'AccuJack', which plugged into the cars cigarette lighter, and the other end...well, you can guess! While going down the highway, the AccuJack shorted out the lighter which caused the plastic of the dash to catch fire, filling the car with black, plastic smoke! He immediately tried to cut off the road and got rear ended, spinning the car off the road with the AccuJack still attached when the cops found him.... just picture it!

    By Blogger Ron, at Fri Mar 16, 09:31:00 pm GMT-4  

  • Hello Kitty!

    Noooo. NOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOO.

    I used to have Hello Kitty EVERYTHING in my room when I was a kiddie...

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Fri Mar 16, 11:57:00 pm GMT-4  

  • (most likely available for purchase at a store near you)

    So, of course, I had to click on the Toys for Boys page. What the?

    This is quite possible as sad as the Boyfriend Pillow...

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sat Mar 17, 12:00:00 am GMT-4  

  • just picture it!

    Wait, wait. Ron, please bear with me. Despite my sexy flirtatiousness, I am at heart rather sheltered.

    What exactly are we dancing around here?

    Fellatio machine or mechanical buttplug?

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sat Mar 17, 12:01:00 am GMT-4  

  • Oh...the Toys for Boys link doesn't work.

    Here is what it said. The more squeamish amongst you, please turn around so we can laugh at you:

    et Virgin (cyberskin sex buddy)
    $39.95
    $25.97
    Add to Cart
    Tell a Friend About This Pleasure Product

    Pet Virgin (cyberskin sex buddy)

    Guys! Try a Pet Virgin – the instant vagina that’ll give you all the sensations of sex. Shaped from a 21-year old swimsuit model from Southern California, she’s yours to enjoy for the best sex you’ve ever had on your own. Say farewell to your tired old hand forever!


    Pet Virgin. Oh brother...

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sat Mar 17, 12:04:00 am GMT-4  

  • OK, the whole joke of the second post was ruined by bad linkage.

    What I meant to link to was a I Rub My Ducky.

    This company seems to specialize in devices that you can 'hide in plain sight' so to speak.

    I don't think you could do the same for any of the contraptions designed for men.

    Their purpose always seems readily apparent from their design.

    By Blogger XWL, at Sat Mar 17, 02:29:00 am GMT-4  

  • Against my better judgement, I used Google to search for "AccuJack". The first link is apparently a dealer of the device. I'm not quite sure how it works, but I assume it stimulates the male organ. There is a picture on the website.

    (There are already vibrational butt devices, so I doubt there would need to be special equipment. A steam-driven dildo wouldn't fit in a car.)

    I was most shocked by the price: $2300.

    Oh, wait, I just noticed that the website is for veternarians or dog breeders. I suppose it could still be the same device. Or, probably more likely, the man used a cheap facsimile.

    Some people are just crazy.

    By Blogger Alcibiades, at Sat Mar 17, 03:15:00 am GMT-4  


  • Fellatio machine or mechanical buttplug?


    The former dear! Alcibiades is right to faint at $2300! That was considerably more than the price in the back of Screw! Perhaps a poor quality knock-off -- with bad electricals! Well, it makes for a filmic yarn! John Hughes-like?

    People are crazy!

    It wasn't that cold in Michigan! Cool breeze comes along, and whoosh! Floridians faint dead away!

    My most successful post to date!

    By Blogger Ron, at Sat Mar 17, 04:02:00 am GMT-4  

  • OK, the whole joke of the second post was ruined by bad linkage.

    What I meant to link to was a I Rub My Ducky.


    Well, if men can name their weiners, I suppose I can call my pudenda a Duckie. :)

    This company seems to specialize in devices that you can 'hide in plain sight' so to speak.

    You know what's amusing about this, in a devilish way if you know me?

    That my parents wouldn't even suspect, since every other day, I have a long luxuriant bath (I am a 5x a day shower taker, but I love baths better).

    And my father frequently teases me when he sees me going to the bathroom, bathrobed, slippered, and holding my yellow rubber ducky.......

    Eww.

    I don't think you could do the same for any of the contraptions designed for men.

    Their purpose always seems readily apparent from their design.


    Erm, yes.

    And BTW, I just saw the Zodiac tonight -- and there appeared, almost as a cue to our topic this weekend, a vibrator on the floor of the suspected Zodiac killer.

    And he also kept pet squirrels...

    Wasn't Richard Gere into them?

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 18, 12:21:00 am GMT-4  

  • Against my better judgement, I used Google to search for "AccuJack". The first link is apparently a dealer of the device. I'm not quite sure how it works, but I assume it stimulates the male organ. There is a picture on the website.

    Whoa!

    (There are already vibrational butt devices, so I doubt there would need to be special equipment. A steam-driven dildo wouldn't fit in a car.)

    Good grief. This is virgin territory for me.

    I once did something quite naughty with an ex-boyfriend which I will leave to your imaginations, catching him quite by surprise -- and he was so startled and presumably disgusted, that he kicked me off the bed with his foot!

    I just took it for granted all men are like that...

    I was most shocked by the price: $2300.

    You know why? Even if it is for vets and the like, these companies know that what you can charge a woman ($20-$99) for a vibrator, you can jack up, so to speak, for a man.

    A man will pay ANYTHING, it seems to me, than to have to face a cashier at the Pink Pussycat boutique with an Accujack purchase.

    Oh, wait, I just noticed that the website is for veternarians or dog breeders. I suppose it could still be the same device. Or, probably more likely, the man used a cheap facsimile.

    Some people are just crazy.


    I have heard variants of that story in my own teaching hospital!

    The Head Nurse swore up and down that it happened. I suppose I was gullible to have believed that she herself witnessed it.

    MS1 practical jokes. :)

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 18, 12:26:00 am GMT-4  

  • The former dear! Alcibiades is right to faint at $2300! That was considerably more than the price in the back of Screw! Perhaps a poor quality knock-off -- with bad electricals! Well, it makes for a filmic yarn! John Hughes-like?

    Heh, John Hughes porn. Molly Ringwald centrefolds. :)

    Cheers,
    Victoria

    By Blogger vbspurs, at Sun Mar 18, 12:28:00 am GMT-4  

  • I fear I have made the greatest mistake of my life. The AccuJack apparently does enter the rectum. I saw it in use on a television show called Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel. It was used on a bull.

    The episode apparently repeats at 1:00 AM tonight for anyone curious.

    By Blogger Alcibiades, at Tue Mar 20, 10:22:00 pm GMT-4  

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