And The Gestapo Were Swell Guys

I propose a new photograph in the dictionary entry for "tool". A photo of Ted Turner.

"And the KGB, I think, was an honorable place to work. And it, it gave people in the former Soviet Union, a communist country, an opportunity to do something important and worthwhile."

What can you say, eh?

How sad that this man will go down in history as having founded a monumentally important innovation in news broadcasting -- someone who is mired in the worst of moral relativism, just like his creation.