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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Green With Envy

If you didn't know better, and I asked you to describe this photograph of a rather runty Renate Kuenast being held up by Jürgen Trittin, celebrating their victory in Germany's Green Party's congress, how would you describe the scene?



Doesn't it look like something out of the Wombles set?



I just can't take anyone seriously who would be mistaken for Great Uncle Bulgaria, or a modern-day Tinky-Winky.

Seriously, though, Germany has tried to do their best to counter Barack Obama's rise to power, in their own, still rather vanilla way. Meet Cem Ozdemir, the Green Party's new leader* and the first ethnic Turk to gain such a foothold on power in Germany.



*He and Claudia Roth are co-leaders.

If you think that's not of note, think again. In Germany, the Greens are a major political force -- perhaps the most of all the Green Parties around the world.

As proof of that, I need only show you the Green Party candidate for US President in 2008, the always lively, Cynthia McKinney.



Maybe President-Elect Obama can reach out, and find her a place in his Team of Rivals cabinet?

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

86 Countries In 5 Minutes

No, my dear Sundries readers, I am not announcing a forthcoming travel book: I am not giving Fodor's a run for their money.

But after checking my blog rating, I took this quiz.

86
Created by OnePlusYou - Free Dating Site


I'm not happy. First of all, I led off with "Canada" (!), then "United Kingdom", but I didn't get to "United States of America" until 2 minutes into the marathon quiz, and I got in "Germany" only as time was expiring. For some reason, it wouldn't accept "Philippines" no matter how I spelt it.

Sure I named 86 countries, but I left 184 on the board.

These were the ones I typed, and believe me, I got head cramp by minute 3:50.

Afghanistan, Algeria, Angola, Argentina, Austria, Belarus, Belize, Brazil, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Canada, Chad, Chile, China, Costa Rica, Cuba, Czech Republic, Denmark, Ecuador, Egypt, Estonia, Ethiopia, Finland, France, Gabon, Germany, Greece, Grenada, Guinea, Haiti, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Ivory Coast, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kenya, Laos, Lebanon, Liberia, Libya, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Mauritius, Mexico, Moldova, Monaco, Mongolia, Morocco, Namibia, Nicaragua, Niger, Nigeria, North Korea, Norway, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Poland, Portugal, Puerto Rico, Romania, Russia, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Korea, Spain, Sudan, Switzerland, Syria, Togo, Tonga, Tunisia, Turkey, Ukraine, United Kingdom, United States, Uruguay, Venezuela, Vietnam,

I missed most of the Commonwealth, like Australia, South Africa, and Trinidad and Tobago! Good God. What a travesty.

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Friday, October 10, 2008

Fox News Spelling Oops

Either Fox News made a hilarious spelling mistake, or John McCain's bipartisanship includes Britain!

McCain: I will reach across the Isle and work with Dems.



Happens to all of them, including CNN and MSNBC. But speaking of CNN, nothing beats their geography department. This is from CNN International, whose programming directors are not all Americans, so save the ethnocentric giggles.

Czech Republic. Poland. Slovakia...AND IRAQ?! Did Germany up and walk out from Mitteleuropa??

Wait, no.

Check out the Czechs being swallowed up by Poland, with a suddenly enormous Switzerland on the side!

This is CNN. Teehee.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

If The World Could Vote For US President

Religious people are often chided for believing in "fairy tales". No such derision is attached to die-hard Obama supporters who believe everything will begin to right itself in America, once the Illinois Senator is elected as US President.



After designating him "Le Candidat Global" in an earlier issue, this weekend Le Monde published the deafening stats of Europeans who favour him over his rival.

82% of Germans. 84% of the French. 74% of the British. 72% of Spaniards.

These are not quite W. Virginia (or African-American) percentages, but nevertheless, they're pretty conclusive:

The world wants Barack Obama as US President.

Why is there such an obvious disparity in viewpoints, between what foreigners want, and what the polling numbers show Americans want (i.e., that Obama has had a very mild upsurge in support, after Senator Clinton "suspended" her campaign)?

What is it that they are seeing, or they believe they see in him, that the US public doesn't to that extent? Is it race? Is it ideology? Or is it something else --something metaphysical?

Let's examine the first attempt at an answer.

In 2005, when Pope John Paul II died, people all over the world decided they wanted a non-white Cardinal to be elected Pope.

Do you recall that? Everyone was hedging bets it would be Cardinal Maradiaga of Honduras, or even better, Cardinal Francis Arinze of Nigeria.

The ironic part of this (apart from the fact that those people included a lot of non-Catholics or non-practising Catholics, and therefore had no stake in the outcome) is that they were overwhelmingly of liberal world view...and yet they were choosing Cardinal Arinze as their go-to-guy simply because he was an "other". He was black.



Never mind that he was almost as conservative (some say more conservative) as the hated front-runner, "God's Rottweiler"/"The Panzer Cardinal", Joseph Ratzinger.

What mattered is that Francis Arinze was not white. To paraphrase the Clintonian slogan, it was...the statement, stupid.

So race is no doubt a reason why the world wants to have Obama be "their" President. He's the "other" in this election too.

But what of ideology? Is the world more comfortable with a Democrat than a Republican in the White House, even a "maverick" RINO like Senator John McCain?

During the past few years, Europeans have ousted leaders who were anti-American, and put pro-Americans in their place.

The Big Euro Three still includes Labour ally British PM Gordon Brown, but it now welcomes Nicolas Sarkozy of France, and before him, Dr. Angela Merkel of Germany. Even if Gordon Brown is defeated by David Cameron, surely a Tory premier wouldn't hit a sour note on this chorus of approval.

Americans reading this blogpost, then, might be forgiven if they think the most important European players are now Right-Wing, and therefore, so must the public who elected them be.

They're not.

The overwhelming world view of continental Europeans is still endemically pro-Leftist. No matter who is in power, the EU countries will always favour more socialist policies than the US will, not only because of their post-feudal traditions -- but also because they believe that is the fairest system around.

Americans do not.

That is, some do, a lot do in fact, but most don't.

They believe nationalised health care, and government handouts weaken any economy, and makes the State act as parent-surrogate. Neither sentiment jibes with American notions of individuality, and deep-rooted antagonism to federalism.

So whilst the Old World may be turning to the Right, Europeans are firmly committed to the Left's view of the world. And what are the 3 most important factors in Leftist ideology?

Peace
Tolerance
Equality


(The Right's being Freedom, Security, and Values, of course)

It's not difficult to see which candidate of the two running for President, most aligns himself with the first ideology.

What, though, if it's deeper than ideology? What if it's to do with perceptions of how a President Obama would handle the world's only remaining super-power, at its very height of power? In other words, what if it's metaphysical, rather than the grubbier reasons of race and ideology?

To answer that, one must pose the question: what does the world want from an US President? Let's provide some random answers.

- An immediate pull-out from Iraq
- Nationalised health care
- To repeal the death sentence
- To ban firearms
- To allow same-sex marriages
- To raise taxes for government programmes
- Get a clue about geography and world culture
- To adopt the Metric System
- To make Americans less fat



Despite the obvious tongue-in-cheek, these are not answers so much as metaphysical demands.

The world demands that Americans be less aggressive; be more concerned with the rest of the world; in short, rethink, reshape and reform themselves, both systemically, but also personally.

My God, it's a total INJUSTICE that the world can't vote for the US President.

For ill - or for good - it's out of our hands: both are Americans and nothing can be done about it. We start from the fact that if you're not American, you don't have the right to vote and to choose between the two in November. This is a great injustice because the 44th president of the United States will decide things that could affect foreigners more than his own compatriots.

Quel dommage!

America would be so different if only the world could vote.

Well, the next closest thing to being able to vote, is at least to choose a candidate which is most likely to change America into one's ideal America.

That's what foreigners see in Senator Obama. The signals he sends are just as blaring as his international poll numbers. And if they don't hear it from his own lips, they are culling information from those who might serve in an Obama administration.

On Tuesday, Richard Danzig (the most likely choice for National Security Adviser according to observers) made it perfectly plain that President Obama's geopolitics will be nothing short of bearable.

Literally.

Mr Danzig told the Centre for New American Security: “Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security.” [...]

Mr Danzig spelt out the need to change by reading a paragraph from chapter one of the children’s classic, which says: “Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump on the back of his head behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming down stairs. But sometimes he thinks there really is another way if only he could stop bumping a minute and think about it.”

Mr. Danzig also referenced Luke Skywalker, but I confess, even I have my limits about quoting this geopolitical theatre of the absurd.

General De Gaulle once dismissed Brazil with these few words: "Brazil is not a serious country".

And I'm here to tell you that Senator Barack Obama is not a serious candidate. Not for the US Presidency, he's not. It doesn't matter if the world wants him, academia want him, media want him, even his Kenyan grannie wants him.

Americans don't elect Presidential candidates whose associations are anti-American, and whose pronouncements are not tough, and realistic. They just don't. On the rare occasions when they have, their administrations ended as utter failures and that's why there have only been 3 Democrats elected to second terms in all of the 20th century. Only FDR's can have been considered a success -- and he waged war, okaying the nuclear bomb, ushering in the American Century.

However, if they do this November, and this Winnie the Pooh fairy tale strategy is put into place, America will be weakened structurally beyond belief.

Ahhh.

Maybe now we have the real reason why the world wants Obama. They want a weaker America; which ever candidate comes closest to delivering that wish, they will be in his or her favour.

Well, apparently Obama can deliver that wish, down to the pots of hunny, hugs, and multi-coloured rainbows.



...sorry World. America is a serious country. Now close your eyes and if you're good children, we'll read you another fairy tale in 4 years. Promise.

UPDATED: There's even a website: If the World Could Vote. So far:



Hey, World. How'd the last vote turn out for ya?



IN THE COMMENTS: Ruth Anne Adams writes she actually took Holy Communion from Cardinal Arinze's hands! Moreover, in 2005, you can see she was hugely in the Arinze-for-Pope camp, in this well-written blogpost.

Ron reminds Sundries' readers that maybe Thailand's unusual pro-McCain support (97.3%) might have something to do with his Southeast Asian experiences...

Alcibiades goes one further and says that Thailand is a major US trading partner, and McCain represents pro-free market trade than Obama does.

JSU definitively says: "I bet Iraq would pick McCain in a landslide, though." Heh. True. But think about why that is true.

Madcynic interjects with the lone European voice in the comments: "The current administration did a very good job of making an enemy out of large parts of the European populace though. Noone wants that to continue and people believe Obama to be the better choice to prevent further enmities and misunderstandings...". Though his viewpoint, I think most of us can agree that's true.

And thanks to AmeriDan, as ever!

Related

Senator Obama May Not Win, But Colonel Obama Would
It's the Arugula, Stupid
The World Wants Obama Coalition

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Friday, March 23, 2007

Multi-culturalism 1 Germany 0

Disgraceful.

"A court in the western city of Frankfurt on Wednesday upheld a complaint of bias against the judge lodged by the lawyer of the 26-year-old woman, who has two children.

The woman had filed for immediate divorce on the grounds that the husband, also of Moroccan origin, regularly beat her and threatened to kill her. The claims were backed up by a police report. But the female judge, who has not been named, made clear in a letter that the wife’s bid had little chance of approval because, according to her, Islamic law allowed a man to strike his wife."


Please note that the judge who ruled that indeed, under shar'ia law, men are allowed to beat their wives, thus negating the grounds for divorce in Germany because...because why? Presumably because as a Muslim woman, she should have known better than to marry a Muslim man, even in Germany...was a LADY JUDGE.

Like the Monica Lewinsky case, I'd love to see how people of a certain political or philosophical stripe will defend this decision.

If they will stick to their principles of feminism, or if they use circular logic about this matter, again, just because it suits their needs.

Namely, which is more correct -- the kowtowing to the idea of a multicultural society, which has nuances, subtleties, and understanding of foreign customs "because that's what makes us a more multicultural nation by definition!!"?

-Or-

The ghastly decision of nominally allowing wife-beating to go uncensored, if only by denying a divorce petition to a battered woman?

Never mind the ruling. That is one lady judge in a nation which surely will not allow this decision to stand.





It's the principle of the thing, which should interest us.

Especially which principles, and who does the defending of them.

UPDATE: The judge has been removed from the case -- at least that.

"The judge, Christa Datz-Winter, said in a recommendation earlier this year that both partners came from a "Moroccan cultural environment, in which it is not uncommon for a man to exert a right of corporal punishment over his wife," the court said in a statement.

She argued that it was not an exceptional hardship case in which fast-track divorce proceedings would be justified."


Dear God. Seriously? Would this have been the case of a Christian German woman divorcing her husband?? A German resident is a German resident, subject to German law, regardless of origin or what her caste 'allows'.

The story is even more convoluted, and wrought with illogical reason, which of course is par for the course with anything multicultural.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

LOL!




Carnival isn't all Brazil, you know.

My mother's homeland does carnival, and how, but it's a little different. Instead of the sensuous, they go for the humourous.

Here is a Köln carnival float showing President George W. Bush and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran, leader of the latest Axis of Evil.

Only the carnavalescos of Germany have riffed on the word, by translating it as the Achsel des Bösen:

Armitpit of Evil

Pee-yu!


ADDENDUM: Some more funny Cologne Carnival 2007 photos of floats.





Jew and Arab -- Can't we all just get along, as Rodney King once said?





Duck!! It's Hamas, Liebling!





And just to show you it's not all Islamofascist-centric, here are Nicolas Sarkozy and Segolene Royale as battling cocks for the upcoming France Presidential election this April.

Cocorico!

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